Saturday, September 19, 2015

Extra! Extra! Read all about it: Pakistan police to study potential military court cases from all angles

Herewith an excerpt from an article in the Express Tribune about Pakistani police preparing more cases for the military courts. Do other readers get a funny feeling about the italicized phrases?
Soon after the visit of Chief of Army Staff General Raheel Sharif who approved the increase in the number of military courts in Karachi, the government and military officials became busy implementing the orders. At the same time, law enforcers – especially the police department – sprang into action and started compiling a list of high-profile cases that can be transferred to the military courts for early disposal. According to police officials, their investigators will study the case entirely before it is referred to the military courts. The relevant investigators have been directed to study the cases from all angles.
This is journalism, a press release, or a parody?

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