All right, recruit, why don't you just . . .

Hats off to Task & Purpose for this collage of funny/weird informal military punishments. Example:

Goodnight Moon. 

Had a recruit who was falling asleep on fire watch. The drill instructor from our sister platoon came over, and saw her dozing off. When the drill instructor saw her, she made the recruit crawl into the gear locker. The drill instructor then throws a pillow at the recruit, tells her to close it and go night night. And for the rest of her post the recruit had to yell, “Night, night everyone.” – Alysia Ferris

Can you top the ones on T&P's list? If so, please post a comment. (Real names only, please.)